fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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