She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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