you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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