those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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