thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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