he puts the penis in happiness.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Success! We fucked roommates!
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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