so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
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Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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