She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I understand Curling. That high.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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