i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Alive.
So much puke
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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