i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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