yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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