I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
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No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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