A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I still have a little drunk in my system
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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