Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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