In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
