New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
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I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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