You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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