I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
why is half of my head shaved?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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