It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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