Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Come see our sink grown plant.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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