I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
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hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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