Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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