i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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