Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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