I got chris browned last night
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
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Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
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TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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