The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
