ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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