There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
Randomize
