So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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