Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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