belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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