STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
and you fell through a lawn chair
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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