At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
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