It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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