woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
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I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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