I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
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I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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