just come out here and I will go home with you...
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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