ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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