just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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