Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
the day after is always just damage control
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he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
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In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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