these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
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jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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