If i come over, it means nothing
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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