Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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