Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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