oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
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so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
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Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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