I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
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