but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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