He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
smell my finger.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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