i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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