Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Randomize
