I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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