did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
She's like a pop up book from hell.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
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jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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