As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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