worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
She even gives head with a lisp.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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