she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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